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10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle ... by nikatil, literature

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10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle ...

10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen 10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent. 9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent. 8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun. 7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER. 6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France. 5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”. 4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he d

10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black by nikatil, literature

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10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black

10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black 10. Never use English around him – instead, bark. 9. Call him a space heater. 8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners. 7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet. 6. Inform him that real men sparkle. 5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage. 4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot. 3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella. 2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style. And the Number One way to annoy Jacob

10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan by nikatil, literature

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10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan

10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan 10. Ask about Mike. 9. Ask about Eric. 8. Ask about Jacob. 7. Ask about Edward. 6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys. 5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun. 4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy. 3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes. 2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she mar

10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen by nikatil, literature

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10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen

10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen 10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”. 9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget. 8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can. 7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin. 6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.” 5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic. 4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling. 3. Trip her up and a

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen by nikatil, literature

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10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen 10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near. 9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride. 8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it. 7. Ask how Tanya is. 6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.” 5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face. 4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?” 3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a rang

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Carole Niclasse

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Handstandqueen

Jan 6, 2013

It's been a while

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It's been three years since I was last here. My computer got a virus from here and I've been too scared to come back. But now I got a good antivirus program and I worked up the courage to return. Sorry to everyone who expected art from me, it's been so long I can't remember and no longer have the pictures. Hopefully, my art has improved over the years. If I said I would draw something for you and never did (and somehow you remember) just mail me and I'll be happy to do that for you ^_^

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Handstandqueen

Feb 6, 2010

Prizes

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Victor for ~Birgitte-Gustavsen (https://www.deviantart.com/birgitte-gustavsen) - 50% finished Nympheas for :iconeroticatyphon: - 10% finished Terra for :iconshideh: - 5% finished I needed help keeping organized XD

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Handstandqueen

Jan 16, 2010

Tagged!

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Alright...I've been tagged by ~glarionac (https://www.deviantart.com/glarionac)! I've been so busy with school and work that I haven't had a chance to make a new journal. ^_^ Rules: 1. Post these rules. 2. Each tagged person must post a song that best describes their oc's. And the lyrics that describes them best. 3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal. 4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them. 5. No tag-backs. I chose Because You Loved Me, by Celine Dion, which is for Harp's story. It's actually Cana's song, my main character of the story, but it's 'sung' for Harp, so I guess I could say it's f